Piadas do Mal

1. Como se chama um homem inteligente em Portugal?

– Turista.

2. Qual é a definição de fazer amor’?

– Uma coisa que as mulheres fazem enquanto os homens estão trepando.

3. Qual a punição por bigamia?

– Duas sogras

4. Porque o peido tem cheiro?

– Para que os surdos também possam apreciá-lo.

5. Qual é a semelhança entre os furacões e as mulheres?

– Ambos chegam quentes e úmidos, e quando vão embora, levam seu carro e sua casa.

6. O que é que um Padre e uma árvore de Natal têm em comum?

– As bolas, que só servem para enfeitar.

7. Porque o ‘Globo Esporte’ não passa na Etiópia?

– Porque começa depois do almoço.

8. Qual é a diferença entre a Puta e o Sábio?

Pelo sábio, passam muitas coisas pela cabeça, e pela puta, passam muitas cabeças pela coisa.

9. Como é que um homem ajuda na limpeza da casa?

– Levantando os pés para a mulher passar o aspirador de pó.

10. Quando é que o homem abre a porta do carro para uma mulher?

– Quando o carro é novo, a mulher é nova ou é a amante.

11. O que foi que uma nádega disse para a outra?

– Que merda é essa que está acontecendo entre nós.

12. O que a merda disse para o peido???

– Vai na frente, que você tem buzina.

13. Qual a semelhança entre as mulheres e as geladeiras?

– É que nas duas, você coloca a carne para dentro e deixa os ovos na porta,

14. Qual é a semelhança entre o 69 e um apartamento na Av.Paulista?

– Ambos são maravilhosos, mas a vista é um cu.

15. O que dá um cruzamento de um cearense com um argentino?

– Um porteiro que acha que é dono do prédio.

16. O que é o que é?

Muda de cor, anda para trás e come criancinhas?

– Michael Jackson

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