As melhores cantadas da net

Com certeza tem pra todos os gostos!! Se funcionam ou não vcs vão ter que testar e depois colocar os resultados aqui nos comentários ok??? Aguardo…

Vai Johnny Bravo arrebenta!!!! kkkkkkkkkkkk

1 – Você não é o Freddy Krueger, mas tá sempre nos meus sonhos..

2 – Me chama de Homem Aranha, que eu te faço subir pelas paredes!

3 – Me joga no Google, me chama de pesquisa, e diz que eu sou tudo o que você procurava!

4 – Vc é tão doce q me da caries nos dentes!!

5- Seu nome é Taís? – Não por que? Porque Taíspetacular.

6 – 80ção, 20ver, pois 100você não sei viver!

7 – Me chama de telefone que com você eu perco a linha

8 – Seu pai fabrica letras grandes? – Não? Por quê? – Pois você é um Tesão

9 – Sua mãe morreu quando vc nasceu? pq com tanta beleza, eu quase morri aqui.

10 – Chamaraneias, Tiqueneias, Chumeneias… Hã? Não entendeu? É o que sinto por você, é inexplicável.

11 – Não sou dono da tim, mas meu amor por você é sem fronteiras.

12 – Vamos fazer um acordo. Eu te dou um beijo. Se você gostar, eu te dou outro. Se você não gostar, me devolve.

13 – Eu não sou o Piu-Piu, mas acho que vi um(a) gatinho(a)

14 – Não sou o Luan Santana, mas te dou o sol e o mar pra ganhar o seu coração.

15 – Voce gosta de estrelas? -sim porque?- Conheço um motel que tem 5 !

16 – Ontem, sonhei que eu ia te beijar, só que bem na hora, eu acordei. Quer continuar o sonho?

17 – Voce tem tres opções ou fica comigo, ou eu fico com você ou nós ficamos juntos

18 – Acho que o seu beijo engorda, pois depois que te beijei minha calça ficou mais apertada

19 – Você gosta de novela? Por que? Porque ta escrito nas estrelas que você é minha alma gemea!

20 – Gatinha perto de você sou igual um miojo, fervo em 3 minutos

21 – Um momento não é tudo, mas você é tudo no momento!

22 – Faça sexo com segurança! Prazer, sou o segurança.

23 – E aí gata, tá faltando o quê para a gente ficar? Uma atitude minha ou um sorriso seu?

24 – Não sou o pé grande, mas tenho uma grande pegada

25 – Se beleza desse cadeia você pegaria prisão perpétua.

26 – Estava olhando a sua etiqueta. Como eu imaginava, Feita no céu.

27 – Você não está na fila de transplantes mas ganhou meu CORAÇÃO!

28 – Hoje é Halloween? Não, por que? Porque com tanta gostosura só penso em travessuras.

29 – Eu sou o Sol, você é a Lua. No eclipse do amor, minha boca beija a tua!

30 – Se você fosse uma lágrima no meu olho, não choraria só para não te perder.

31 – Você não é colesterol, mas afetou meu coração.

32 – Seu namorado é forte? Então ele aguenta um chifre

33 – Vamos sair nós três? Nós três quem? Eu, você e o amor!

34 – Vamos brincar de Nuvem? eu fico Nu, e você VEM.

35 – Sua mae é costureira? nao por quê? Porque vc está na minha medida!

1 – Pronto! Já estou aqui! Quais são seus outros 2 desejos?
2 – Além de ser linda, simpática, perfumada, gente boa e gostosa o que mais você faz?
3 – Eu posso não fazer seu mundo girar, mas com certeza faço sua cama balançar.
4 – Você gosta de chocolate? – Sim! Pode me chamar de seu garoto!
5 – Aproxime-se da mulher e tente dar uma moeda de qualquer valor. Quado ela perguntar o que é aquilo ou fazer uma cara estranha, diga: – Sou um conquistador barato!
6 -Oi Linda! Você tem uma colher aí? – Não, porque? -Porque eu tô dando sopa!
7 – Pulei na água, me afoguei. Mexi com fogo, me queimei. Olhei para você, me apaixonei.
8 – Doeu?” / “Doeu o quê?” / “Quando você caiu do céu. Você só pode ser um anjo!
9 – No alto do morro tinha um coqueiro. Um côco caiu. Rola ou não rola?
10 – Oi gata! É que eu peidei aqui, será que podemos ir para um canto?
11 – Um dia quero virar astronauta” / “Por quê?” / “Pra poder viajar no céu da tua boca.
12 – Seu pai é ladrão?” / “Não, por quê?” / “Porque ele roubou o brilho das estrelas e colocou no seu olhar
13 – Será que eu posso saber o que esse bombom tá fazendo fora da caixa?
14 – Você tem um mapa?” / “Não, por quê?” / “Porque me perdi no brilho dos seus olhos.
15 – Como você quer que eu a acorde amanhã? Telefone ou cutuque?
16 -Faça uma pose de príncipe declamando um poema e mande: “Pulei na água até o umbigo, quer ficar comigo?”
17 – Mande uma performance de Gargamel e diga: “Asa de urubu, asa de galinha, se quiser ficar comigo, dê uma risadinha.”
18 – “Em cima da colina passa boi passa boiada, só saio da sua frente quando for minha namorada.”
19 – “Solto pipa, jogo pião. Quer ficar comigo, sim ou não?”
20 – “Não sou o Itaú, mas fui feito para você”
21 – “Ei, você é quadrada?” / “Não.” / “Será que rola?”
22 – “Seu pai é mecânico?” / “Não, por quê?” / “Porque você é uma graxinha.”
23 – Linda, você é como o “sucrilhos Kelloggs. Desperta o Tigre em mim.”
24 – Você tem a barriga recheada com creme? Não, porque? Porque vc é um sonho.
25 – Seu pai é médico? Não, pq? Mas que saúde, hein?
26 – Ahhh se te pego, finco os 4 pés da cama no chão.
27 – Tá frio aqui, ou vc esta feliz em me ver?
28 – Tô igual melancia quente. Louco pra te fazer mal.
29 – Se Preto fosse paixão e branco fosse carinho, o que eu sinto por voce seria xadrezinho.
30 – Seu sorriso parece com o da monalisa. Combina direitinho com o meu picasso.
31– Havia 2 ursos o Beijaeu e o Mebeija, o Beijaeu Morreu quem sobrou?
32– Seu nome é Ana Maria? Mas Sou “mais você”

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199 comentários em “As melhores cantadas da net

  • 4/07/2012 em 16:23
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    hoje é Halloween?Não,porque?Com tanta gostosura,só penso em travessura.

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  • 5/07/2012 em 16:30
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    Disem que conhecer pessoas vale a (pena)
    Conhecer você valeu a galinha inteira.

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  • 14/07/2012 em 21:45
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    muito boas mais escute esta. vc conhece bj de lingua?sim..vc conhece bj na bc?sim..econheca aqela musica que dis .bj na bc é´coisa do pasado agora a moda é namorar pelado.

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  • 5/08/2012 em 22:53
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    sao muito boas as cantadas da galera vou tem uns cm a pesssoa Q to temtando pegar

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  • 17/09/2012 em 21:57
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    vc ai cheio de curva e eu sem freio..kkkk

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  • 4/11/2012 em 12:32
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    ai irmao essas cantadas sao mesmo da hora e logico que tem umas que ficou meio abusiva mais na nith vale tudo

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  • 10/11/2012 em 13:07
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    Me chama de sorvete pega no meu cascao e chupa minhas bolas

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  • 13/11/2012 em 19:34
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    é mesmo da hora mto legal as cantadas,algumas é da hora de + e outras + ou – e outras ruins ou as que eu ja sei

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  • 1/12/2012 em 17:37
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    Essesas contadas são demaissssssssssssssssss

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  • 5/12/2012 em 21:08
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    Cantadas maneiras umas muito boas outras ruins e umas eu ja conhecia olha essa gosto de ingles mais falo italiano falo portugues para dizer que te amo 🙂 legal ne 😉

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  • 12/12/2012 em 12:04
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    não sou maconha.. mais posso te levar as alturas.

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  • 6/02/2013 em 22:39
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    Legal.aque nunca falha e NA SUA CALCINHA TA ESCRITO DOWLOAD? PORQUE QUANDO EU VI DEU VONTADE DE BAIXAR.e meio abusada mas funciona.acredite.wlv galera.

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  • 14/02/2013 em 01:42
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    rosa tem tom de azul azul te tom do mar você é a dona do meu coração pra sempre vol te amar

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  • 18/03/2013 em 17:51
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    voce mora no jardim?Porque vc é uma flor

    SE QUIZER SABER + ENTRA NO MEU FACE E ME PEDE

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  • 24/03/2013 em 16:09
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    e air galera,stou a fim de uma gta,por nome de nayara.que stou conhecendo ela agora,que cantada eu devo dar nela.gostei muito das q li,,ha sima,+ nenhuma delas equivale ao q eu quero dzr a ela..quem air pode me dar uma ideia?? #marcosoktok96@hotmail.com#

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  • 6/04/2013 em 10:12
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    eaaee gata…vc comprou essa calça nesse planeta…pq….pq esse bubum é de outro mundo.

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  • 7/05/2013 em 20:58
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    EU TENHO UMA:VAMO TROCA CHOCOLATE EU TE DOU SENSAÇAO E VC ME DA SEM PARAR. SEU NOME E CAMILA? NAO PQ? MAS VEM CAMILAMBE.

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  • 25/05/2013 em 02:53
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    ei paceiros me a juda com uma cantada legal ai valar q eu to pensando pedi a ela em namoro a jundam ae vala

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  • 27/05/2013 em 21:16
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    ai ssssssssssssseuuuuuuu te pego em to zuano meu nome e adilson
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  • 27/05/2013 em 21:55
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    são um oro e um lixooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to zuano e ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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  • 8/06/2013 em 02:33
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    Essa e boa: vc: gata posso te contar um segredo?
    Ela: Sim.
    Vc: Mas se sorrir tem q me dar um bjo.
    Ela: Ta bom.
    Vc: Sou o pawer ranger rosa!!
    Essa e infalivel.

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  • 2/07/2013 em 00:03
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    queria ser um deus mais deus nao posso ser mais apenas um homem amando uma mulher queria ser poeta mais poeta nao ser pois so sou homem a procura de outros olhos da minha

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  • 23/07/2013 em 22:32
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    Você: Gosta de chocolate?
    Cocota: Sim.
    Você: Prazer, brigadeiro.

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  • 23/07/2013 em 22:35
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    Você: Posso te fazer duas perguntas??
    Cocota: Sim.
    Você: Quer ficar comigo, e por que não??

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  • 25/08/2013 em 00:59
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    Gata se voce fosse um peido não lhe soltava , gata se meu pal fosse baton eu passaria todin na sua boca

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  • 27/08/2013 em 18:46
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    muito bom + ska ai mano de boa msms.
    passei pelo fogo e n mi queimei,
    passei pela agua e n mi molhei,
    passei por vc e mi apaixonei.
    kkkkkkkkkkkk

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  • 4/09/2013 em 21:39
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    Nós não somos uma bunda mas eu t garanto q merda nenhuma vai nós separá! Ou essa; eu não sou o Surpemem mais eu posso t ensinar como dar um Super beijo!

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  • 3/01/2014 em 09:16
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  • 6/12/2014 em 15:02
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    spada de são jorge conquistou uma nação voce com esse
    jeitinho conquistou meu coração

    pega no meu sabre de luz e me chama de dart veide

    pega na minha duas bolas e me chama de cheilong

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